Ladies and gentlemen, I've travelled over half our state to be here tonight. I couldn't get away sooner because my new article was coming in at Gameshark.com and I had to see about it. Ladies and gentlemen, I'm a games man and if I say I'm an games man you would agree. I am a hobby man. I ran a hobby business. This is its story. I was fixed like no other company in this field. I assure you ladies and gentlemen, no matter what other FLGSs promised to do, when it comes to the showdown they won't be there.
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THERE WILL BE GAMES ACT I